upon recommendation, i decided to check out yahoo! news and this is what i found. its a rather interesting, yet bizarre article about sexomnia. appareantly, a sexomniac is a person who demands sex in their sleep. yes, in their sleep. i can see the next headline now, "sexomniac rapist gets off on mental illness plea". man, am i glad im not a single gal anymore. chicks have to be too careful these days. after weeding through the horrendous pick up lines and bad cologne, we now have to worry about sexonmiacs. whats next. anyway, if anything comes from this article, i hope its a new law and order episode.
oh and then there is the equally important story about how fat people are the cause of high gas prices. and i quote "the bottom line is that our hunger for food and our hunger for oil are not independent. there is a relationship between the two". yeah, ill leave that one alone.
can i rant for a second. i just dont understand why medias like aol and yahoo and fox news and well, you get the picture, continue to treat americans like 5 year olds. what the fuck is going on!!! its no wonder the kids in my sisters 5th grade class cant even read, we just have our prioritues all messed up. sex and obesity should NOT be our top headlines.
on a complete sidenote, trey, yes my philipino boy toy, just said "hay man, can i getta meatball parm hero". notice the "getta", yeah, hes so brooklyn now.
14 years ago
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i think i suffer from sexomnia. and i give it like, a month, before law and order does this. what are you calling, regular, criminal intent or svu? i say svu, all the way!
Yep, I have sexsomnia as well.
It's a good job that I wake up before anything stupid happens, as far as I know ...
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