he loved explosions

hunter s. thompson ashes were blasted from a cannon in aspen on saturday. it was said to be his last wish but i have to say im a little weary of this. yes, his eccentricity could be the basis of the idea that contains both a party and a cannon simutaneously, but i cant help but wonder if he saw the mass of celebtrities and political figures that were in attendance. i mean, a champagne toasts and a bunch of suits. no no no...i would think he would have wanted whiskey shooters and strippers. but thats just me.

seriously though, what a way to go. now that im 27 and feeling like an old hag, i can begin to think (more seriously) of life after my death. a party, yes a party indeed!! no crying eyes and words said that shouldve been said to my face but were never mentioned because of lousy relationships and distractions. no sir, all of this should be left behind and people should get drunk and shake their asses until sweat pours in their eyes.

i will also say this, when i die i want everyone i love to make a pact to do something they have never done before or have been to scared to do, in my honor of course. this way, i will be remembered in their best memories, the ones they wont ever forget and i can be a sort of inspiration even in my death.

now, if anyone wants to build a 15-story tower or some kind of monument to honor me, thats ok. im definitely NOT against it. im also not against johnny depp opening his arms and wallet to celebrate my life...but please people, please.....keep the champagne for the mornings mimosas and chug down some tanqueray!!